Joey Cheek, please marry me

The future Mr. Me is on C-SPAN right now being wonderful and intelligent and kind and did he just say GIRLFRIEND??? He better mean me.

Ah, future Mr. Me. You are so silly in your suit and so glum and dark and you are the first white person I've seen in the past hour who isn't congratulating himself for being so damn awesome.

Joey Cheek, I heart you.